Everything Is Fine
Oh, I doubt this really happened. Because there has NEVER been any reported problem from fracking. EVER!
Monday, November 14, 2011
Sunday, November 13, 2011
I have always known I am capable of great things and I have finally had the breakthrough of a lifetime. To increase my wealth and eventually become the richest person on the Earth, in an effort to clean dirty air, water and land I claim ownership of AIR!!!
If Monsanto wishes for pollen from its Genetically Modified Organisims to be carried aloft then they will have to contact my people and negotiate a fair price of say, $10 per grain of pollen. Otherwise they must move swiftly to eradicate all of their "Franken Crops" across the globe.
Polluters? You are not exempt from this rule. Cough up the cash or close your doors. It's that simple. Automobile manufacturers would pay a sliding scale price based on my mood for that day. For example the number of cars that rolled of the assembly line times 100 equals beaucoup bucks. Muwhaha, muwhaHA, MUWHAHA! Hopefully they will then find the impetus to switch fully their line of vehicles over to hydrogen or electric.